For Shame

Not sure covering up your face in shame is the optimal way to advertise these self-proclaimed 'stripper gloves.'

What A Character

I've seen AEMs go to great lengths for anonymity, but this one's a first for me! Holding Minnie Mouse up to cover her face has the affect of striking 'I'm actively listening' talk show host gestures.

Call Me Crazy

I get such crazy vibes off this photo. Like sleep with her once and she'll lock you in her basement vibes. *shivers*

Except He Ate Her Corsage

These two make a lovely prom couple. I especially appreciate how her date picks up on the white embellishments on her dress with his own white statement.

PS - that's it. I'm starting a Horse category!

Happy Memorial Day

It's a holiday weekend here, supposedly to remember those who have fallen serving our country, but more like the official kick off to grilling season. This is where men can escape the house and hover over meats, poking and prodding, in the only area of the home they have any real power or control. (I kid.)

Ironic Alpaca

An homage to sad etsy boyfriends today (click here). I think he's so sad because those Peruvian sweaters are the itchiest torture chambers.

Don't Cross Her Path

She is so sexy and shiny, and yet my eyes are instead drawn to the giant black cat bodyguard with fin arms in the background.

Spanning Generations

The stomach says 'can I see some ID please,' the neck says 'AARP discount.' Very confusing.

Possession

Do we buy these pants or call a priest? Either way, these had better have had a dry cleaner get all that blood of the innocent off of them.

Dog Eat Dog

It's the Great Dane and Chihuahua of the human race! Note it's the little one that nabbed the crown.

Admiring Her Assets

Yah, if I had those, I probably wouldn't be able to take my eyes off them either.

Subtly Slutty

Confusing message. It's such a demure old timey pajama top, and she's oh so 'shy' holding her hand over her parts. But if she were really conservative, she'd have pants on. And the way she's pressing those two fingers to her thigh makes me think this is a familiar area to her (as opposed to a cupping motion or something that connotes more shame).

A Tip Of The Hat To You

My love for ebay sellers grows with the amount of Beatrice hat 'copies' available. I just love plucky sellers making a buck off the latest trends. So here I've listed the original for reference, and then from 'eh, not so bad' to downright ghetto, to so very bizarre.

Off With Her Head!

It's been awhile since I've seen a really good amateur ebay model decapitation.

She Works Hard For The Money

A tip of the hat to this model who tries her darndest to make this electric banana outfit seem sophisticated. I mean really, this is an Oscar worthy performance because that outfit is BAD. Double points for the suntan hose.

We'll Call Her Fluffy

Hmm, that cat looks suspiciously shorn...

I Guess That's The Point

How long does it take you to read this shirt? These boobs have such 3D force, jutting out so far in front and to the sides, I had trouble reading due to the extreme wraparound. I was like, 'behind me of our name agnes he mornin'.

Ready to Roll

It's rolling pin chic! I like how she holds it like a fancy clutch.

Star Struck

What? This is handmade? I would have never guessed. And she seems so proud...

I Want Candy

So close to being sexy. So close to being classy. But that thick lolling tongue seeking out the cotton candy just does not work. Guys, weigh in!

Squid-Girl!

My dear model, you can wear all the spangly bright colors you want, but it does not distract me from YOUR SUCKER ARM!

Know Your Audience!

This savvy new seller advertises this 'bingo' jacket with matching 'chemo' hat. Better than anything I could make up!

Big Muff

Um, excuse me, I think you have those on side-- oh never mind.

Handmade Hell

This is called a 'balaclava,' so thanks, ebay seller, for telling me that. And that's not a sexy thing, it just means it's a hood thingy. Not sure if this one comes with the metallic lipstick or not. But more importantly, I'm not sure what it would take to get me into this MOHAIR hood and turtleneck. This is my worst nightmare! I appreciate the cutesy bow at the neck, though, very jaunty!

Coffee, Tea or Me?

The tray says 'try this pineapple juice,' the eyes say 'I'll squeeze your lemon.'