Gone Guy

ALMOST...

HOORAY! The invisibility serum worked!!

555-LMAO

Dear seller, this giant yellow telephone does not at all distract from the dress for sale. Kudos.

Call 911! Part 2

Not even a cry for help from Billie Holiday will stop this amateur ebay model from getting crushed by these compacting walls!

Almost Human

Whoa. Took me a minute to figure out this one...

Frankensexy

This seller has created the perfect woman! Sexy, fully functional, yet no hands to open doorknobs to escape.

Bongo Speedo Fun Time

These quadruplets like to hang out and have a fun time! Their poor invisible brother is by far the best model, showing the speedo to its best advantage.

Bountiful

Another gift from ebay to me...a seller using a roll of paper towels as a model. The attention to detail! Drawing hair on all sides. I don't know if I can absorb all this joy.

The Most Redundant Costume In The World

Okay, see you buy the Most Interesting Man In The World costume if you *aren't* the same age, same gender, same ethnicity, same build, same eyebrow color, same same same...

Exsqueeze me?

This fella gave me a triple take. How cool he is under pressure. Literally. Pressure from being squeezed.

eBay: SVU

Detective's notes: The staging of the body, open eyes, and placement of the straw in the mouth suggest the work of a deeply disturbed serial killer.

This Ain't No Yellow Brick Road

This poor ho appears to be far, far from home. I mean really, of all locations to photoshop your turned out model, a cold, desolate suburban landscape?

Photoshop Fail

Ooooh. The opulent setting makes me believe that jacket is spun of the finest silks and gold. And that the Lady of the house is about to tumble down the grand staircase backwards.

Selling With Impact

I'm sure this is the only picture the seller (Mom) took at this party -- the one where her daughter appears to be punching out the tiny dancer.

Feelin' Womby

Thanks for having this candleabra positioned so we can envision your reproductive organs.

What The...?

So of course this photo makes total sense when I tell you it's for selling a fake mustache.

Gimme A Backwards 'F'!

That's great that you have school spirit, but, uh, maybe you want to attend some classes where you have to read...

Tiny Doubles

Oh I want a tiny double SO BAD. You could just scoop him up and carry him around all day. And you'd always agree, and laugh at the same things, except his laugh would be higher and smaller from those tiny lungs.

Ladies & Gents, AEM Is Back

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Oh let me count the ways I love this. 1) The head is positioned perfectly on the body. 2) The look in the eyes matches the tentative hands. 3) The shadowing is done to perfection. 4) The ears and skintone all kind of match. 5) This all somehow looks...pretty. 6) It's a CAT head on a PERSON.

Three Wise-ish Models

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and uh, just look pretty.

Fairy Tale

I just remember the story of the Three Little Pigs being a little different.