Gone Guy

ALMOST...

HOORAY! The invisibility serum worked!!

Ridiculousness

Ratty facial hair. Check. Unflattering on purpose pose. Check. Ugly clothing item. Check. Trying very hard to be ironic. CHECK. Silly, silly hipsters are all over eBay selling silly vintage clothes.

Tied For Jerks - Another Hipster Off

VS

Wow, this one's a dead heat. Both have silly hair accessories, ridiculous outfits. Both are deadly earnest in their yeah-so-what self-awareness. But, I'm gonna have to go with the adult size American Girl on this one.