Slimming Black!

So slimming, in fact, that she's disappeared from the waist up! 

So Confusing!

This poor gal seems in genuine distress. I would be too trying to understand how to get that number on, how not to sweat too much, how to integrate my Christianity and my sluttiness.

Mink Condition

Nothing says quality and class like showcasing your mink coat in a dirty garage while sporting flip flops.

Prom Night In Syria!

Where Should I Start?

Well, I'll start with these shorts could be yours. You may have to strip them off a half woman floating in mid-air to get them, though.

Twisted Sister

Well looks like a twister came and tore up the ground and tore off this poor model's shirt!

A Parliament of Hooters? A Brood? A Herd of Hooters?

Not sure what to call this cluster of legs and arms other than a hot mess o' Hooters.

Warp Speed

Whoa. Motion sick. Blech. This cold fusion-powered skirt's got this model up to Mach 2.

Pleading

What is this? I'm reading one robber who's been forced to commit the crime and his cool as a cucumber cohort. Or maybe just a model trapped in an itchy face mask? Hard to say, but his eyes are trying to tell me something.

You'll Have To Check That

This poor model looks quite unsure of how to rock this deadly weapon and make it all look sexy to sell this clubwear outfit.

Nope

Nope, not a European or Amerlcan or American shoes style. Or skirt style. Or hat style...or...

Impressive Mus...

...Muscles you think? Think again. That is one impressive mustache. It doubles as sunglasses.

Vagabond Girl

Just TRY and take this hat from this wild looking model! She looks like the lady missing link.

ElectricityIsEvil.com

The dirt road, the bare feet..but a digital picture posted on the internet for e-commerce? These girls are so dang cute but I am getting a serious weirdo mixed-up culty vibe here.

Express Your Elf

Perfect transition boot for days of making Christmas gifts for good boys and girls, then nights out on the town in the North Pole.

Hollow Back Girl

Ooh cute dress, nice front, cute model. The back is AAACK! What is happening with her shoulder blades? I think there's a family of raccoons living in that cave.

Lost in Translasstion

Please, I beg you, please can anyone tell me what that means? I'm pretty sure I saw this on a girl I met on spring break and she said it meant Hope.

Fur Trapper

I hope this isn't the neighbor's cat.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Enjoy the holiday and don't think too hard about how weird it is for an anthropomorphized turkey to be wearing a pilgrim's outfit...

For The Colorblind

Why oh why post your photo in black and white? This seller squanders an excellent AEM in a cute pose, clearly displaying the shorts.