It's Actually Not A Pantsuit

Nor is it on ebay, but this amateur model was too much to pass up. Thanks, Gene Swift!

I Love That The Baby's Is A Circle

The family resemblance here is uncanny! That baby looks exactly like his parents!

Thanks to Nina for this hilarious picture!

Blue Steel

This AEM demonstrates how matching your eyeshadow to your outfit to your dreamcatcher really makes your crazy pop.

Thanks, Nina, for this awesome submission!

Bless You Meemaw

It's hard to upstage Derek Jeter. But sneaky Grams in the background there offers us an irrisistible slice of life. You know that used hankie is going right up her sleeve.

Thanks to Nina V. for this submission!

Purple Haze

This savvy seller matches her hair to her upholstery to ensure her item really pops!

Thanks to queenofbelvedere for this submission!

Holiday Ham

My eyes, my eyes! This is so upsetting. Though, bold move for a heavy woman to wear a Miss Piggy mask. Also, I think I'm jealous of her backyard.

Thanks to Carin for this amazing photo! She's on a roll!

The Reason for the Season

Tis the season for binge drinking. All that's missing for me here is that cute (choose one: married/not married) guy from (fill in the department) that I (fill in: your choice) at the company holiday party.

Another winner from my pal Carin!!

The Most Ugliest Time Of The Year

So you probably know that there's an ugly christmas sweater fad - parties, jokes in movies, etc. It used to be that an ugly christmas sweater was a piece of found art. Now, at least on ebay, it's become a cottage industry, with sellers creating and marketing thousands of Ugly Christmas Sweaters. And the accompanying modelling philosphy is to pose looking as much like a jackass as possible. I object, mildly to the organic nature of the ugly christmas sweater being taken away, but goldarnit this is America and Americans are capitalists, and ebayers chief among them.

Thanks to Carin for this gem!

Cutie Pit

Now ordinarily I would say it's hard to look away from giant polka-dotted boobs, but the questionnably placed store logo in the model's pit is distracting me. a) The thought of candy having been in an armpit is gross. b) I wonder if it's hiding something in the picture. c) It makes me question the judgment of the seller.

Thanks for the photo, Irene!

Minnie Me

Are you jealous, little girl, that the doll is so much thinner and prettier than you?

Thanks Stephanie!

Far Out

My Dear Sexy AEM Friends, I am taking off for a little over a week to CHINA, home of the zentai suit. (I hear China may also be known for other things, too.)

P.S. Thanks to Holly for this awesome lowrider crotch zentai suit.

Insert Beer Here

Sure this guy's in on the joke, but I love how he demos the feature of still being able to drink a beer while wearing the old gent's beard. Love the eye contact with the camera. Points for a dude in a cardigan, super bonus points for the Purple One t-shirt!

Thanks, Carin & Justin!

Onesie Wrongsie

I just love the look on her face. It's that Jim-from-The-Office "I know you know that I cannot believe they are making me do this."

And PS don't get me started about rompers on adult women. Makes them look like either toddlers or 80s hookers.

PPS Thanks for the picture, Yishane!

Go USA!

God bless America, for the right to buy and sell used, dirty socks on ebay. It's quite a booming cottage industry, with hundreds if not thousands of listings, let alone dirty panties, shoes and stockings. My question is this, are there really that many Smelly fetishists out there? Or is it more like one sniff and they're bored so they need constant refreshing?

I was first introduced to this concept as a young lass by Kim Catrall in Porky's, but I thought it was kind of freaky and on the fringe (plus I hadn't even frenched yet and it all seemed a bit icky). But apparently it's more mainstream, because the supply is there, implying demand, no? Totally fascinating, would love any insight.

Thanks to Stephanie for submitting! Perfect timing for World Cup.

From Kira

This lady helps make the argument why we should all wear shoes in public bathrooms. Ewwww. And no, I don't want to buy your grody Birks. And yes, this makes me fear cankles even more.

Thanks for sending, Kira!