Cavity? Cold Sore? Drool?

This model's black dress for sale takes a back seat to her baffling body language. I've said it a million times - it's hard to take a sexy picture! I think this finger-on-lip-gone-wrong deserves points for trying.

Almost Perfect

Why you can almost hear the birds a chirping and the bees a buzzing in this dappled, idyllic suburban scene. Record screeeech! Except she has no leg. Now you can't unsee it, right?

Sexay or Cray Cray

There is a fine fine line between sexy looking and bonkers looking. I look at hundreds, maybe thousands of pictures on ebay of women trying to look sexy. I find it's in the eyes. Can you guess which ones are the sexy, and which are the crazy? Perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder.

Dwarf-Cam

Nostril view is not cool. Nothing makes an attractive AEM appear sad and beefy than the shot from below.

Duck For Cover!

This AEM demonstrates how to rock a tarp in a hail storm.

I Want Candy

So close to being sexy. So close to being classy. But that thick lolling tongue seeking out the cotton candy just does not work. Guys, weigh in!

Timber!

If an AEM falls in a bedroom, and no one is there to hear it, does she still make a sale?

A Way to Get Fwee Dwinks

I do love an AEM who knows what works for her. In this case 'Sexy Toddler.' Wonder who's taking the picture and encouraging this look. And does it sell clothes to women?

Shhhh...

It's important for an AEM to get his rest.

It's Hard Work!

Apparently this AEM needs to take 5 before pressing on.

#1 Question

I ask again (and again), why take the photo so near the bathroom? Particularly when the AEM is holding her parts, and with her knees bowed inwards - classic tinkle pose.

Unmanageable But Look Good

This I call the Drugs-Are-Wearing-Off-Got-In-A-Fight-With-My-Boyfriend-In-The-Club-Lost-My-Keys pose.

Such Spine!

This handicapable gal rises above her scoliosis to become an AEM. Brings a tear to my eye.

Small Couch? Big Woman?

Now that looks comfortable. Have some Gulliver-like fun and try to picture the chaise as full size, so the photographer would come up to the top of her head.

I'm a Model!

Kudos to this AEM who masks her lack of ability to stand unselfconsciously in front of a camera by showing off her powers of balance. Extra points for graceful lady-like splaying of fingers and modestly keeping her knees together.

Enrobed

Dear Seller, context counts. So when you pose in your fancy white strapless dress in a bathroom, it just looks like you've stepped out of the shower and wrapped yourself in a towel.

Cruelty to AEMs

Blondes may have more fun, but they need to tinkle just like the rest of us. Let this poor AEM go to the ladies!

Body Count

The cadaver pose definitely shows the item for sale nicely and clearly, I'll give her that, but the overall impression that she's been murdered takes away a certain something.

Nice Moves

(sung with spanish accent) hum doody hum ditty booda macarena HEYYYY macarena!

Double The Fun

It seems this seller suspected there were some...limitations with her models, as she has chosen two different AEMs to display this jacket in the same listing.