Perfection

Thank you again, eBay gods. Not only is this a terrific, slutty way to sell the orange dress, these lezzbefriends are being photobombed by a terrific dude WHO IS BEING PHOTOBOMBED BY A STRAW. Mic drop.

Nice Bush

Baby Got Backbend

This flexible model is so impressive. Not only is she game for uncomfortable poses, but she really gives with  the come hither look. Just cuz her hand looks like Cousin Itt about to crawl away, don't blame her - she's looking for a little stability. Aren't we all?

Institutionalized

This reminds me to mention that I love that new show Alcatraz. She's already prepped for a body cavity search with that fly open.

Perspective

Oh Sexiness, you elusive minx. This gal's got a hot body, she's got the coy can't-see-my face thing going on, but then there's that dern foreshortened leg. Makes her look like she's missing a leg and carrying a wadded up tshirt.

So Demure

Thanks for your politely misspelled t-shirt, but shouldn't it also say TigBits or something as well?

The "Two Slutty Girls" Move

Oh, how I enjoy The Two Slutty Girls move. Men are just helpless against it. These are some fine, fine examples. Hardly amateur at all, I mean, they really nail it. How to do the move: a) find another slut, b) pose such that your nipples might somehow touch, c) appear to be friends, d) convey that at the end of the night, you could all three end up in the sack.

Party Girls

Oh, let's keep going with fun and slutty today. It's hard to believe this thin, cheapy dress lasts long enough after a hard night of rubbing and getting rubbed up on to sell it. And...what's that girl in the lower left corner doing?

Party Girl

Wow, she does The Robot and she's slutty? This gal looks fun. I mean, the kind of fun that you should get tested for afterwards, but what a good time at the time.

Work That Flamingo!

I do so love a slutty AEM who can use any prop to work it sexy. This flamingo statue is not sexy at all, but this AEM makes you think there's a possibility of a threesome with it.

Crack Me Up

Um, cuz why?

Ebony And Ivory

I love this post-modern statment on the ambiguity of racial identities as it relates to the sexualization of women. Sorry? What's that now? This is just a ho who wants it in the butt? My bad.

Airgasmic

Wow, I guess she really likes the fresh outdoors.

For Shame

Not sure covering up your face in shame is the optimal way to advertise these self-proclaimed 'stripper gloves.'

Subtly Slutty

Confusing message. It's such a demure old timey pajama top, and she's oh so 'shy' holding her hand over her parts. But if she were really conservative, she'd have pants on. And the way she's pressing those two fingers to her thigh makes me think this is a familiar area to her (as opposed to a cupping motion or something that connotes more shame).

I Guess That's The Point

How long does it take you to read this shirt? These boobs have such 3D force, jutting out so far in front and to the sides, I had trouble reading due to the extreme wraparound. I was like, 'behind me of our name agnes he mornin'.

Oh, Snap!

I'm not sure if this is brilliant or cheap. This AEM takes what is a nice, unique feature of the shirt and sexualizes it with her lack of pants. Points for dramatic lighting that just barely shrouds her wonderland.

Kosher!

No measly 5 point star will do! This savvy AEM lets us know that her butt is Jewish-approved! Though I have my suspicions about her being unclean...

Sexy St. Patrick's Day

Must be a mischievous leprechaun has stolen the lass's drawers.

You Never Really Know Your Neighbors

A fine, fine reminder that good fences made good neighbors. Who would think such trashtasticness is happening in the suburbs? I can all but hear the kids pool party next door.