Alamo Barbie

Wow, this self-proclaimed 'Alamo Barbie' has nice shoes. Oh wait, no, it's the top one that's alive.

Beyonce Called...

...She wants her extensions back.

Diary Of A Madman

Dear Diary, I have too many black leather coats. I mean, how many can a person have? I think I'll sell them on ebay. Love, Ozzy. P.S., do you think anyone will notice it's me if I wear sunglasses?

King@gmail.com

Elvis is alive! And adopting technology!

So You Think You Can Sell

Glad the seller has made clear that it's the jacket, not Cat Deeley, that's for sale.

Nice Katy Perry Costume -- Or Is It?

Ha ha I love how this cautious AEM blots out her own face and this other mystery woman's (ostensibly Katy Perry). Because we all know how much Katy Perry hates having her image out there.

Sorry, Charlie

It's a new R-rated Charlie's Angels, except without a smart one.

Amazing, Beautiful, I Loved It

Hard to tell which one is animated, right? You can't tell by the wooden, vacant, mournful stares. At least the real Katie Holmes fills her god-shaped hole with fashion. Okay fine, I'm kind of bitter, as Katie Holmes was recently the worst judge ever on my favorite show, So You Think You Can Dance. And it's not just me who thinks so.

We So Excited

It's Friday, Friday. I love this sweet, cute Rebecca Black lookalike. I also love the real sweet, cute Rebecca Black. And bought the song and can listen to most of it when it comes up on my ipod. May both girls hang on to their sweetness and innocence for as long as they can!

Baby Alive

Doll or human? Younger sister to Chucky?

Flashback

"Miss Philsbury" (great name) is giving me flashbacks to the late 80s when Little Mermaid came out. Surprisingly, he's a bit camera shy for your usual ebay drag queen.

The Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna continues to pump the rest of her body full of plastic and actually becomes a mannequin.

It's Britney, Bitch

Check it out it's Ms. Spears! And she's even not wearing pants! That's verite! Now all we need is a Starbucks 4,000 calorie drink, Marlboro menthols and chaos.

Bjork Is That You?

Promoting her new album of disco fairy tales set in Russia.

I Choke Because I Love

Dina Lohan demonstrates her nurturing character to this willing seller of a black shirt that's able to withstand bad mothering!

Snooki!!

Glad she's exploring other revenue streams for when Jersey Shore blows up.

Amateur Lookalikes 3!

Angie models at her estate in Namibia to pick up some extra cash on ebay for local orphanages. I'm so moved.

Amateur Lookalikes 2!

So I guess Mariah got married, lost a few pounds, and is returning to her more conservative roots. Good for you, Mimi!

Amateur Lookalikes!

So I guess Amy went to rehab, gained a few pounds, and is now modelling for ebay!