Are We Boring You?

A fine, fine choice to sell this dress using this model's enthusiastic pose. Now I know what I will look like if I hate my parents and have to wear this stupid dress.

Where Is Spring?

Help a model out, Mother Nature!

Friend or Foe?

Sure she's all sunny and charming, but which finger is that?

Despair Sold Separately

Nothing sells a fur coat like the boozy dame act. Applause, applause.

...And Poor Grammar

Well apparently ladies don't mind belly button goatees or retro-fitted 's' either.

I've Mentioned It's Hard To Model?

The ways we can twist and position our bodies around are manifold, and only about 10% are attractive. And that's if you happen to be skinny, pretty, have great art direction, lighting, makeup and so on. One of my great loves is ebay sellers who try to be high fashion-edgy. None of this drape an item over a chair and snap a picture! No, they go for it. Why they go for it is unclear, but I'm guessing that it's an artistic expression, a longing to elevate the every day. Who can't relate? The results, however, can be a little, well, awkward.

Cramp from lifting heavy rebar?

Groin pull?

Limbo-er down?

Heavy Psy

Oh to have one pinky of the confidence this mini-Psy has. Those are some seriously good moves. And the swagger!

Maybe She's Dizzy

Wow, you are having a bad day when the carousel cat you're riding is having a better time than you.

Viral Post

I know, I get cold sores, too. But the show must go on, and glasses must be modelled.

Back to Basics

Sometimes I simply enjoy some good old fashioned amateur ebay model awkwardness. The hunched shoulder, bad angle, the "I'm a fashion model" vacuous look, the hair blending into the background making her look bald... Reminds me why I started this blog.

Fine, I'll Pose

Attention low self-esteemers! This spiteful, disinterested model would like you to try and cheer her up by buying her dress!

Nosy

Ooh excuse us, we didn't mean to butt in. Wait a sec -- aren't you supposed to be sending some of that energy outward, to us, to help sell those items? I don't even think they heard me.

Bad Time?

We have apparently interrupted something this model was doing because she looks piiiissssed. Does it have anything to do with the severed head or choir gown?

Sciatic

I don't so much want to buy this top as get this model two advil and a heating pad.

Date Rules

Oh man, DO NOT forget to open the car door on her side first! She looks piiiiiiissssssed.

Don't Be Sad

Don't be sad, dear AEM, someday soon, all that annoying open green land will be filled with strip malls, mcmansions, and traffic as far as the eye can see.

Angst Sold Separately

Further isolate yourself from society with this ironic harlequin hoodie!

Grandma?

What are you doing? Go back to bed, Grandma.

Disenchanted Youth

Great outfit for kidnapping a teenage girl and dragging her into the woods! Thanks for demo-ing the product in situ!

Smiles, Everyone, Smiles!

I do appreciate an amateur model that seemingly dares me to buy their item.