Lycra Giveth, Lycra Taketh Away

Shiny lycra is a cruel, cruel mistress. It can make us look like we have more boob and butt than God gave us. It can also do this. Note her shiny mons pubis. HOT.

Sick, Sick, Sick

The heavy foliage, the ropes, the delicate pinning, the hard chair, the fact that it's little girl underpants... I da know, this reads to me as 'trophy.'

Glad Bags

This loose, plastic top isn't so much sexy as reminds me I need to take my recycling bag with those cans in it out.

Warning: Do Not Scroll Down If Squeamish

No seriously, this is the most disgusting thing I've seen on ebay. This person is selling their sexy used socks perhaps to raise money for medical treatment for their feet.

There Oughta Be A Law

Here's my tip for the day: If there's more than one wrinkle above your elbow when you hold your arm straight, and you have started describing your arms as 'crepe-y,' do not pose sexy. Otherwise, it looks like with a touch of dementia you've wandered into someone's campground and are about to go to the bathroom on the picnic table.

I Beg To Differ

I'm thinking that where this used g-string lies is rather public and has been quite trespssed.

Trompe Vous-Meme?

These trompe l'oeil jean shorts really do fool the eye. Now whats the phrase for fooling yourself that they fit?

Crack is Whack

I'm so glad that I get to own this silver jumpsuit after it's been so deep in this AEM's undercarriage. So deep it's causing a pleating effect at the top.

Upstaged

Holy scary undead guy! This setup is selling a sexy french maid outfit. But I hardly even notice there's anything else in the picture besides that horrible spectre. Shivers!

Yikes!

Well I tell ya, this one gave me a start when I saw it. Not only is it a creepy, grinning skull wearing a jaunty hat, it appears to be in a box, like you could send it to someone and scare the bejesus out of them.

She's Got Spirit

Alls I'm saying is, from the orientation of the sink and bathroom door, the 'DIY shirt' for sale, and the lack of visible pants, someone's working out a rough night with Jack on the pot.

Revealing

Ugh. This auction for used socks has all the sexiness of peeling off a scab. Points, though, for ball-of-foot cleavage!

Ewwwwwwwww

I can honestly say I've never seen fat rolls in the crotchal region.

Overkill

Over the top! The vacuum, uh, shaft is directly in line with her lady goods, she's gripping a hose, AND there's a BANANA in the background.

Hottie, Really?

A boy I know says 'a picture like this should make me want to have sex, not turn me off it,' despite what the sign behind her says.

Reason for the Season

I'm thrown by the Christmas theme. I guess I see a difference between 'giving' and 'putting out.'

Less Than New

Can these shorts really be sold as 'new with tags' when they've essentially given this woman a gynecological exam?

Handicapable

Well god bless this AEM who still models sexy with a giant goiter!

*Shivers*

This is a view I never want to see: the inside crotch panel of a used support garment. Do we need this view to prove there are no uh, like, stains? Not to mention the way this is taken, I feel like I'm diving headlong into it...

Gross

Gross, gross, gross.