We Can Be Heroes

Custom made superhero capes! It's Diamond Dave - not to be confused with the weirdo lead singer of Van Halen. There's nothing like a meekish man facing a wall like he's in a time out to sell superhero capes.

Batter Up!

Pretty sure she's giving me the curve ball sign.

Up Up and Away

Wheee! Balloons! So fun and childlike! Hey what's that weenie red one doing?

Great Year

Excuse me, sir?

Oh good lord I did not see that coming.

Fine, I'll Pose

Attention low self-esteemers! This spiteful, disinterested model would like you to try and cheer her up by buying her dress!