eBay: SVU

Detective's notes: The staging of the body, open eyes, and placement of the straw in the mouth suggest the work of a deeply disturbed serial killer.

Throwin' The Horns

That's confidence. That's rock n roll. That's "Yeah I'm wearin' black velvet palazzo pants from the early 90s with black socks and my belly hangin' out in my suburban backyard and you better f*ckin' like it."

You Know You're Screwed...

...when your mannequin won't let you leave.

Oh, A Little Crass Fun

Quick, someone ask me a really obvious question so I can answer 'Does a goth shit in the woods?'

This Ain't No Yellow Brick Road

This poor ho appears to be far, far from home. I mean really, of all locations to photoshop your turned out model, a cold, desolate suburban landscape?

I Love That The Baby's Is A Circle

The family resemblance here is uncanny! That baby looks exactly like his parents!

Thanks to Nina for this hilarious picture!

Sex Wax Sold Separately

(slang) an expression of surprise or amazement, often followed by "dude." Like, Cowabunga, dude, that's one big suggestion about your stick.

The Wonder Years

Being a teenager is hard. Some kids are still kids, awkward and uncomfortable, some are confident adults. Witness the difference between menage-a-prom there and so-stilted-*I*-feel-uncomfortable.

Photoshop Fail

Ooooh. The opulent setting makes me believe that jacket is spun of the finest silks and gold. And that the Lady of the house is about to tumble down the grand staircase backwards.

Selling With Impact

I'm sure this is the only picture the seller (Mom) took at this party -- the one where her daughter appears to be punching out the tiny dancer.

From A Model-Free Home

Okay, okay, technically this has no model in it. No human model, anyway. But I just found this so darn funny! Hope you don't mind dog butt on your used t-shirt!

Comfortable In His Skin(tight sweater)

My new favorite AEM! Love how this guy does not take himself seriously!

Show Some Restraint!

And your master let you wear that with that unflattering belt? Masochistic indeed.