Bongo Speedo Fun Time

These quadruplets like to hang out and have a fun time! Their poor invisible brother is by far the best model, showing the speedo to its best advantage.

Nope

Nope, not a European or Amerlcan or American shoes style. Or skirt style. Or hat style...or...

Baby Got Backbend

This flexible model is so impressive. Not only is she game for uncomfortable poses, but she really gives with  the come hither look. Just cuz her hand looks like Cousin Itt about to crawl away, don't blame her - she's looking for a little stability. Aren't we all?

Scooby Don't

Zoinks! Fred has hit hard times, selling his pants on ebay. Digging that he's sticking to his bachelor ways, as evidenced by the black leather ottoman and totally generic condo.

Impressive Mus...

...Muscles you think? Think again. That is one impressive mustache. It doubles as sunglasses.

It's Actually Not A Pantsuit

Nor is it on ebay, but this amateur model was too much to pass up. Thanks, Gene Swift!

Comes With Free Diesel Scent!

Nothing says 'Buy me I'm sexy and clean' than a model posing at a gas station.

Confused, Disturbed

Is this a sassy child pageant contestant or a midget 45 year old librarian in a Halloween costume?

Five Stars For Aggression

Don't piss off an amateur ebay model. She will block your exit til you give her positive feedback.

Bountiful

Another gift from ebay to me...a seller using a roll of paper towels as a model. The attention to detail! Drawing hair on all sides. I don't know if I can absorb all this joy.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

Oh, my cup runneth over. My joy at a hooded fat suit guy striking the contemplative pose is more than I could ask for. But that's not all, folks. We've got
Black = I'm gonna getcha
Grey = Karate!
White = Looks like a Marx Brother
Nude = Touchdown!
Yellow = You Know You Want This Baby
Blue = I don't know what Blue is, but
Purple = Jump and Click Heels
Orange = Belly Laugh
Pink is just impressive
Green = Moses Parting The Red Sea