Where's Her Fairy Godmother?

It seems that this gal's wards keep their little basket making servant in a corner til they need her to model children's clothing.

Unmanageable

This seller's house is so gross! And because they think it's a good idea to just clear a space in the crap and take a picture, I'm thinking they have no idea.

Go Go Godzilla

So...okay, just trying to understand this. Instead of feeling sexy and svelte wearing these platform wedges, I'm going to be a giant monster terrorizing and destroying a quaint town. Yes, I want to buy them!

Hands Free

Okay, yes, you can see a nub peeping through the left sleeve. Maybe that arm is slightly longer. Wait. No, in thinking about this, the arms are all wrong. All wrong. Where *are* they?

Blue Steel, Y'all

He has the three most important amateur model qualities 1) taking it very seriously, 2) striking a "model" pose and 3) merchandising the look - e.g. demo-ing the pockets and having the collar stand up. Sheer amateur perfection!