Dear Seller, might I suggest that if you are going to do that hand-grazing-belly-ooh-I-might-touch-myself move that you don't do it at the entrance to your bathroom, as it gives off more of a I-ate-a-bad-burrito message.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Put 'Em Up!
Backed in a corner with hands up, not moving. Can't help but think I'm going to get arrested if I buy this dress.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Cruel Conditions
Good thing this mannequin's got a base tan and that tiny triangle of shadow being out in the scorching sun.
Terminators
T1 and T2. Nice upgrades between models. However, your folksly clothes do not hide your malicious intent. Deeply Upsetting
Please remember, sellers, that mannequins come off looking like people, which is why they are effective sales tools. So when you show me what amounts to a pre-pubescent bride with a sexy garter, I get upset. Thank you.
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