Mind In the Gutter

Mmmm, used socks fresh and piping hot out of public bowling shoes! Hey because there's two pairs, you get a spare!

Getting Personal

This look she has here? This is the look I had when I was in that revolving restaurant bar, went to the bathroom and came back and tried to find my table.

Cutie Pit

Now ordinarily I would say it's hard to look away from giant polka-dotted boobs, but the questionnably placed store logo in the model's pit is distracting me. a) The thought of candy having been in an armpit is gross. b) I wonder if it's hiding something in the picture. c) It makes me question the judgment of the seller.

Thanks for the photo, Irene!

Dog Do's (and Don'ts)

If I may, I'd like to propose a seller guideline: 1 dog = adorable, >1 dog = dirty smelly pet home.

Crime Scene

AEM down! We have an AEM down! Conked out by her own mallet. A tragedy. Or perhaps she put herself out of the misery of wearing those striped overall shorts.