The Queen?

Elvis is not dead. Apparently he lives in an attic efficiency apartment. And he's a woman. P.S. this is to sell the track suit.

Where's His Night Stick?

I'm pretending this leather-clad 'police officer' is on his knees to demonstrate how you can help an old lady up who's fallen. Yup. That's why he's on his knees.

Buy Two, Get One

This odd shot has got me counting one more arm than there should be.

Cloaked

This LARP lovin' lass has chosen anonymity - fair enough. But all the browns go together and it makes it seem like some faceless grim reaper spirit being. Scary! The only thing that humanizes it is her slight bad posture.

Gumshoe

This listing promises shoes 'worn by a detective.' So bizarre, I love it! Also love the focus on the feet rather than the shoes. Especially love the scraping-the-floor angle of the photograph, like they are skulking under the dinner table. Very creepy.