Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Friday, June 3, 2011

Helping Hands



I guess, and maybe it's just me, I just have a problem with dress straps made of human hands. The dress would never slip down though, what with the hands grasping your shoulders, that's a plus.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Tableau



Yes, thank you, we get it - they stretch. But where is your other leg, and why is a table jutting out from your body?

Yikes!



Well I tell ya, this one gave me a start when I saw it. Not only is it a creepy, grinning skull wearing a jaunty hat, it appears to be in a box, like you could send it to someone and scare the bejesus out of them.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Blech



Well, at least the seller has the self-awareness to admit 'I don't know what I was thinking.' Love how she completes the awkwardness by sporting pajama bottoms.

Slice of Life



I do so, so love these slice of life pictures people use to sell clothes. In this case, a literal slice...of cake. No, you can't see the dress at all. Yes, there's a giant unattractive scalp front and center. But it captures such a natural, celebratory moment that I just love it. Of course, if it is a (2nd, I'm guessing) wedding, where is the groom? Ah well.