If Only I Could See What A Dead Bird Would Look Like In The Back Pocket

This gent does a fabulous job of demonstrating the hands-free convenience of carting around a bloody pheasant.

Frankensexy

This seller has created the perfect woman! Sexy, fully functional, yet no hands to open doorknobs to escape.

Sexay or Cray Cray

There is a fine fine line between sexy looking and bonkers looking. I look at hundreds, maybe thousands of pictures on ebay of women trying to look sexy. I find it's in the eyes. Can you guess which ones are the sexy, and which are the crazy? Perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder.

Menage A Prom

This lucky gal is accompanied by two gents. Though, it seems the seller wishes only to protect their identity but not the loose lass's. Hey, if I had two dates to the prom, instead of the one that ditched me, I'd want to show my face, too. I'm not still bitter. Nope, not a whit.

Good Dog!

I just LOVE this sweet little dog that poses front and back just like his Mom!