Guinness Record

This might just be the winner for the most awkward eBay model. Bottoms up!

Snake Charmer

So impressive! This winsome gal sells the heck out of being squeezed to death by a boa constrictor!

You'll Have To Check That

This poor model looks quite unsure of how to rock this deadly weapon and make it all look sexy to sell this clubwear outfit.

...And Poor Grammar

Well apparently ladies don't mind belly button goatees or retro-fitted 's' either.

Gold Medal For Biggest Stretch

Here on top we have the official 2014 USA Olympic sweater up for auction for $3,500. On the bottom we have the medal winner for the biggest stretch to take advantage of Olympic fever, selling this heinous sweater as 'Olympics gymnastic themed' sweater. God bless eBay and enterprising sellers.