Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Points for Originality


Well done, seller, differentiating your used stockings from the pack, putting them with a demure long skirt and a unique camera angle. It's quite pervy, isn't it? Kinda has that guy-lurking-under-the-bleachers POV.

Look Ma No Hands!



Some semi-professionalism at its best. Sorta decent lighting, pretty okay looking model, totally awkward pose. Is she double pumping a 'YES!'? Or demo-ing the sleeves? And who approved the beret?

Something Quite Upsetting


My husband says he really wishes I hadn't shown this to him. So I thought I'd share it with all of you, too.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Ball Is Behind You!


I *relish* conceptual shoots of ebay amateurs. Setting aside the boots not matching the dress (which is for sale), the whole playing croquet in the deep woods is just so non-sensical, but not in a winky way.

High Stepper


What kind of jig is this woman doing in these shoes? Or is it two different pictures? Call me uncoordinated, but I'd keel over if I had to strike this pose.