Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I've Mentioned It's Hard To Model?


The ways we can twist and position our bodies around are manifold, and only about 10% are attractive. And that's if you happen to be skinny, pretty, have great art direction, lighting, makeup and so on. One of my great loves is ebay sellers who try to be high fashion-edgy. None of this drape an item over a chair and snap a picture! No, they go for it. Why they go for it is unclear, but I'm guessing that it's an artistic expression, a longing to elevate the every day. Who can't relate? The results, however, can be a little, well, awkward.
Cramp from lifting heavy rebar?

Groin pull?

Limbo-er down?

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