Bat Girl

"Go on. Say something about this. I dare you."

Get A Grip!

This brave amateur model is whiteknuckling it on that handlebar and bracing herself against the wall, yet I applaud that there is some gracefulness in the face and from the waist down. Bike not included with purchase.

Slimming Black!

So slimming, in fact, that she's disappeared from the waist up! 

Baby Love

I am sure Pampers publicity department would just LOVE this free brand endorsement!

Double Vision

Twice the baby oil, twice the chains, half the coverage really needed.

So Confusing!

This poor gal seems in genuine distress. I would be too trying to understand how to get that number on, how not to sweat too much, how to integrate my Christianity and my sluttiness.

Peekaboo, B*tches

Mink Condition

Nothing says quality and class like showcasing your mink coat in a dirty garage while sporting flip flops.

Gone Guy

ALMOST...

HOORAY! The invisibility serum worked!!

555-LMAO

Dear seller, this giant yellow telephone does not at all distract from the dress for sale. Kudos.

Is the Bride Gold or Blue?

Looks like arranged marriage got this bride down!

Hate When This Happens

Trapped in the shower in clubwear. We've all been there. Her anonymizing squiggly does quite a diservice in this case since I can't tell if she's in on the joke or being held hostage.

Call 911! Part 2

Not even a cry for help from Billie Holiday will stop this amateur ebay model from getting crushed by these compacting walls!

Irony for Christmas

Depends on just how much irony you want.

Mmmf Fmff Pfff!

I think she's saying "Call 911!"

Huh

I guess I thought that when someone did 'open the kimono,' they wouldn't be wearing a sweater underneath.

Prom Night In Syria!

Perfection

Thank you again, eBay gods. Not only is this a terrific, slutty way to sell the orange dress, these lezzbefriends are being photobombed by a terrific dude WHO IS BEING PHOTOBOMBED BY A STRAW. Mic drop.

Cavity? Cold Sore? Drool?

This model's black dress for sale takes a back seat to her baffling body language. I've said it a million times - it's hard to take a sexy picture! I think this finger-on-lip-gone-wrong deserves points for trying.

L.A. Woman

Well I'm about as baffled and saddened by this t-shirt as the model is. Does this mean you need to buy your friends in L.A.? Or that once you have bought friends, bottled water and white teeth you don't need anything else, say, food? Or that there is nothing else to buy in LA other than those 3 items?