Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Name that body part!

It's hard being single, or home alone, and wanting to post things on ebay. You wind up with pictures like this.

Curious, George

This MONKEY FUR jacket can be yours for $1,999.99. I wonder how good this model feels about it what with that hood over her head and all.

I'm Speechless

This is the lead photo for "Filson NWT womens quilted vest med." I have to include the seller name 'cag475' if you want to look it up because I can hardly believe me.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Fingers Crossed!

I admire an amateur model who knows what works for her. And I'm pretending she's wishing me good luck.

Peace Proposal

Solution to Middle East conflict? DANCE-OFF!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Semisemiprofessional Wrestler

I love how the fringe perfectly frames his bellybutton, yet some nip slips in there. You can get these in a surprisingly wide variety of colors and prints.

Feelin' It

Is it retro if you never left?

Monday, April 26, 2010


Look petite in this size 16 prom dress...when you have a GIANT WITH YOU.


Just what feature of this prom dress is being advertised here???

Polly Want a Bidder

I know you all know why I picked this one, right? I mean, that belt totally does not go with that dress.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Nature Buff

For a reasonable 99-cent opening bid, this self-described 'worn once at waterfall photo shoot' top could be yours! Might be some light pilling from, uh, friction.

She Will Cut You

Look, buy the hat or don't buy the hat. But do not eff with her.

Out of This World

Shoooorts innnn spaaaaaaaaace!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Faux Snuggie

Title: Fleece Couch Snuggle Slumber Sack Robe Wearable Blanket

"Hmm, I really need a Snuggie, but I'm not willing to pay for the brand name. I'll look for a snuggle sack and see what's what."

Great salesmanship!

I feel as if I'm already wearing these used black stockings.


DVF dresses sell like hotcakes on ebay, and yet no one has touched this one despite it's $3 opening bid. why, you ask? because this is a MAN in a DRESS. has to be, right??

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Oh, Pardon Me

I just feel like I'm an interloper at this wedding, not that I'm looking at bridesmaids dresses for sale.


Wow, these pants will make your feet like *tiny*

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


This little girl's Mom has carefully obliterated her identity...oh, and also cut her face out of the picture. PS, this get up has a $750 asking price!


This was in the women's sweater category, which, ostensibly sells women's clothes to women. My husband says 'Well you can really see the buttons.'


This one's for you to guess what she's selling.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Fly By Night

Sure the nightgown is olde fashion'd. But what disturbs me is the appearance that the seller has broken into an unoccupied home to take the picture.

Just Not Having Fun With It

My heart breaks for this kid whose eyes are full of fear. It's as if his overbearing show Mom has threatened to take away Mommy/Son bath time.


This little charmer really sells the outfit. Her T-shirt says 'Take me to the beach and no one gets hurt'...and I believe her.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Sexy PJs

So for these PJs, she can ship them to you, or you can pick them up at her backdoor

Lady Gaga Meets Anna Wintour

Wedding Party on the Lam

You can buy this suite of bridesmaids dresses, but don't expect a return address.

Sexy PVC outfit

Loose-fitting, clammy, head-to-toe PVC. This guy SELLS it.


Well, I'm taking the plunge and turning my facebook photo album into this here web-log.

Thought I'd start out with a bang, and showcase this little number for sale that works great if your junk is made out of legos(tm).