SAG award

Ew. Now I know how this top would look on my grandma.

You Know You're Screwed...

...when your mannequin won't let you leave.

Scary Mannequin Alert!

This terrifying aberration will haunt my dreams - a hand grafted onto a neck! *Shivers* I think if I had this affliction, I'd be all 'Hmmmm' drumming my fingers on my mouth all the time. Maybe people would think I'm really wise.

Amazing, Beautiful, I Loved It

Hard to tell which one is animated, right? You can't tell by the wooden, vacant, mournful stares. At least the real Katie Holmes fills her god-shaped hole with fashion. Okay fine, I'm kind of bitter, as Katie Holmes was recently the worst judge ever on my favorite show, So You Think You Can Dance. And it's not just me who thinks so.

Baby Power!

This li'l advocate shows us you don't have to sacrifice style for politics.

Viral Selling!

From the alien smallpox collection...

A Bit Stiff

Why, this mannequin almost looks real!

It Takes A Manly Man(nequin)

Some guys just aren't comfortable wearing pink.

Threatening

Looks like we've stumbled upon a crime about to happen. This is quite menacing, no? "Buy the jumper or the mannequin's gonna get it!"

Manlyquin

Looks like this macho mannequin has earned the right to be wearing that hat, having recently spent a few days in the bush without a razor.

It's Her Big Day

There's always one bridesmaid who makes the wedding all about her. I am seriously getting that vibe from our friend here.

Twins

I love that the cat and the mannequin are equally featured, similarly colored, and have the same amount of poise. Why is that so funny to me? I don't know, but I hope it tickles you, too.

Funky Monkey

This has a real Planet of the Apes remake/Helena Bonham Carter vibe to me. Such a strange choice. What is the message here? That you have to have the intelligence of a lower primate to buy this item? And don't get me started on the creepiness of an animal wearing another animal's fur. And that long skinny silver arm... I mean really, I could go on and on.

I Suspect You Won't Have To Wait On Line

This is advertised as a 'club top.' What kind of club is that, exactly?

Out Of This World!

Calling E.T.s, blend right into orthodox jewish society with this stylish hat!

Inflation

Why buy an expensive mannequin? Just blow this gal up and put her to a second use! And it's selling lingerie. How apropos!

Stre-e-e-t-ch

Dear seller, you know you have two hands, right? One can hold the sleeve, the other can take the picture.

In The Name Of All That Is Good

I swear this is the scariest thing I've seen yet.

Left-Brained

Apparently this lingerie is targeted strictly to math and science wizards.

Trashy Lingerie, No Really.

You have a yard. You have a driveway. You have the interior of your house, ostensibly. Why, oh WHY would you take your photo in front of a big pile of garbage? Yes, sign me up to wear this used nightie against my most intimate parts after it's been rolling around in the trash!