Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Cavity? Cold Sore? Drool?

This model's black dress for sale takes a back seat to her baffling body language. I've said it a million times - it's hard to take a sexy picture! I think this finger-on-lip-gone-wrong deserves points for trying.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

L.A. Woman

Well I'm about as baffled and saddened by this t-shirt as the model is. Does this mean you need to buy your friends in L.A.? Or that once you have bought friends, bottled water and white teeth you don't need anything else, say, food? Or that there is nothing else to buy in LA other than those 3 items?

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Are We Boring You?

A fine, fine choice to sell this dress using this model's enthusiastic pose. Now I know what I will look like if I hate my parents and have to wear this stupid dress.