Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Going To The No Pants Dance?

I agree. Wearing pants with your formal jacket just would have been too distracting.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Feelin' Womby

Thanks for having this candleabra positioned so we can envision your reproductive organs.


Like I've always said, when using religious statuary, you must make it work for you, not against you.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Lycra Giveth, Lycra Taketh Away

Shiny lycra is a cruel, cruel mistress. It can make us look like we have more boob and butt than God gave us. It can also do this. Note her shiny mons pubis. HOT.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Another Hipster-Off

Oooh, today we have two excellent contestants. Who looks more bored, disaffected, silly and ironic?

Chapless Chaps

Thank you, thank you, thank you for not putting these on.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Separated At Birth!

I need to contact both these sellers and tell them that their models are long lost twins!

I Need These

Come now, if you're going to wear pants with side vents, don't bring out the 4th grader in me and stand in an exaggerated fart pose. PS, you could sell these to me as 'relaxing after eating a garlicky dinner' pants.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012


I swear this model and I were separated at birth. The hair, the goofiness, my signature 'double guns' move? Is someone playing a joke on me?

Maybe She's Dizzy

Wow, you are having a bad day when the carousel cat you're riding is having a better time than you.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012


This reminds me to mention that I love that new show Alcatraz. She's already prepped for a body cavity search with that fly open.

At Least They're Wearing Pants

Hey Ladies, thought you might enjoy a little eye candy on Valentine's Day. Looks like these classy gents are having some kind of ceremony in a location where they've previously dumped bodies.

Monday, February 13, 2012


A new interpretation for 'tickling the ivories.'

Viral Post

I know, I get cold sores, too. But the show must go on, and glasses must be modelled.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Furry Friends

I love, love, love how pets integrate into our lives. In some cases, like here, to the point where we don't even notice them. So here's this seller, her kid trying to look all attractive, rich and modelly in front of their fancy Jacuzzi tub. Except for another coat wearing interloper who turns the thing into pure comedy. And just in case you're thinking there's no other mammals in the last shot, look again. :)

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Back to Basics

Sometimes I simply enjoy some good old fashioned amateur ebay model awkwardness. The hunched shoulder, bad angle, the "I'm a fashion model" vacuous look, the hair blending into the background making her look bald... Reminds me why I started this blog.


I'm just so glad that some things are universal. These fur gloves, on sale from China, demonstrate that all offices are freezing cold. Or she's working in a Siberian cold fusion lab.

Monday, February 6, 2012


Elvis is alive! And adopting technology!

That's Crazy!

That's one deluxe padded cell! And as a double amputee, it'll make it easier for her to roll around in it.

Friday, February 3, 2012