Spann(dexing)ing The Ages

This "dance costume" troubles me mostly because it's a 50 year old lady, with a 25 year old's boobs, and a 5 year old's vagina. 

Live Long and Prosper..on Ork?

Seems this gal's got her geek mythology mixed up. 

Almost Human

Whoa. Took me a minute to figure out this one...

Pleading

What is this? I'm reading one robber who's been forced to commit the crime and his cool as a cucumber cohort. Or maybe just a model trapped in an itchy face mask? Hard to say, but his eyes are trying to tell me something.

Almost Perfect

Why you can almost hear the birds a chirping and the bees a buzzing in this dappled, idyllic suburban scene. Record screeeech! Except she has no leg. Now you can't unsee it, right?

Guinness Record

This might just be the winner for the most awkward eBay model. Bottoms up!

Snake Charmer

So impressive! This winsome gal sells the heck out of being squeezed to death by a boa constrictor!

You'll Have To Check That

This poor model looks quite unsure of how to rock this deadly weapon and make it all look sexy to sell this clubwear outfit.

...And Poor Grammar

Well apparently ladies don't mind belly button goatees or retro-fitted 's' either.

Gold Medal For Biggest Stretch

Here on top we have the official 2014 USA Olympic sweater up for auction for $3,500. On the bottom we have the medal winner for the biggest stretch to take advantage of Olympic fever, selling this heinous sweater as 'Olympics gymnastic themed' sweater. God bless eBay and enterprising sellers.

If Only I Could See What A Dead Bird Would Look Like In The Back Pocket

This gent does a fabulous job of demonstrating the hands-free convenience of carting around a bloody pheasant.