Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Takin' A Break

Hello sexy AEMers! I am taking some time off and will see you again in early September. Have a good couple of weeks! - Jenn

Don't Look Now...

...But there's a huge black panther about to pounce on you.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

It's A Miracle!

This fortunate gal appears to be fully healed, able to pose sexy in teetering platforms! PTL! Oh, I do enjoy a good prop!! This might be even better than a ladder (you may know I'm obsessed with ladders as props).

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

And Your Little Dog, Too!

Hmm. So this is to sell the skirt. Let's cover that much first. However, not sure where to go next. Her bent head and position of holding the dog seems like she's offering him up as a sacrifice or something. And the crookedy/bad guy lair framing of the photo and the orangey wash don't help the idea that something nefarious is going on here. On a positive note, the dog seems fine with it all.

Make Your Own Reality

I could take a lesson from this AEM. She's in her own world, dressed to the nines on a tiny island of sophistication, despite all the evidence to the contrary around her.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Three Wise-ish Models

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and uh, just look pretty.

Fairy Tale

I just remember the story of the Three Little Pigs being a little different.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Glad Bags

This loose, plastic top isn't so much sexy as reminds me I need to take my recycling bag with those cans in it out.

Amazing, Beautiful, I Loved It

Hard to tell which one is animated, right? You can't tell by the wooden, vacant, mournful stares. At least the real Katie Holmes fills her god-shaped hole with fashion. Okay fine, I'm kind of bitter, as Katie Holmes was recently the worst judge ever on my favorite show, So You Think You Can Dance. And it's not just me who thinks so.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Firm Grip

This AEM demos how to approach a seated pillow and shake hands with it.

Here, Mr. George Burns!

I can't help but think that the Neighborhood Watch found this lady wandering around in someone's backyard looking for her long dead cat and escorted her back to her house.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

You Know His Guitarcase Has Dancing Bear Stickers

I'm pretty sure that sign says 'Jerry Garcia slept here.'

Hope You'll Indulge Me

This picture has nothing to do with people modeling clothes but I came across it during a search and just couldn't resist sharing it with you. That bun bun is giving an Oscar-worthy, fourth-wall breaking, 'Can you believe this is happening to me?' stare.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Dust Your Mirror For Starters

Took me a few moments to figure out this puzzler. It's good to make people work to figure out what you're selling.

Mean Green

I didn't realize 'ugly bridesmaid dress' was turned into a paint color.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011


I find I need to blink a couple of times to get this flexible AEM's pose right. It's kind of artistic, no? And then I realize she's thrusting her crotch at the camera and I'm relieved that it's just another day on ebay.

Double Your Pleasure

Look at these conjoined twins making a buck off ebay! It's a little misleading, though, as you only get one wrestling outfit if your bid wins. I might report them.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Warning: Do Not Scroll Down If Squeamish

No seriously, this is the most disgusting thing I've seen on ebay. This person is selling their sexy used socks perhaps to raise money for medical treatment for their feet.

Questions, Questions

Why does this model appear to be on the line of scrimmage, and why is there a Portuguese man-of-war behind her?

Friday, August 5, 2011

A Steal!

Our AEM nicely demos this sleek ensemble of cat burglar chic.

I Love...

I'm just saying, given it's ebay, and given I'm familiar with this seller, there's no guarantee that's an 'R.'

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hand Me Your Money

Love a direct AEM. You don't get what you don't ask for!

I Am A Fifth Grade Boy

Or I should say, my sense of humor is, for the most part. This picture when seen small on ebay gave me a start as I thought it was a bright, shiny rack. It so reminds me of my youth when we pulled this trickery with the Land O'Lakes butter picture where you cut the lady indian's knees out and it looks like she's holding her shirt open. Good times! And P.S., god bless the internets for someone posting the Land O Lakes indian girl. So funny.

Monday, August 1, 2011