Will this woman's head roll off if she removes the bandage at her neck?
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Gotta hand it to this gal - that poise and grace -- all while living with just one leg. Makes you think, doesn't it?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
I'm all for lifestyle advertising, but save it for fashion magazines! On ebay, I actually like to *see* the item that's for sale, in this case, the shirt. Or shirtdress, or tunic, or pajama top -- or... you get the point.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Hello! Just a note to say that I do not alter the photos I find on ebay. It's a right-click-and-save as operation! I mean really, how could I possibly improve upon people's natural weird choices? xo -Jenn
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Another hallmark of the Amateur eBay Model: The Point. I enjoy this pose greatly for its faux elegance, its wrongful belief that it gracefully elongates the body. But now I know what I will look like if I purchase these items and wear them to an airshow.
Monday, May 17, 2010
I have to say, this one threw me. The way she is sashaying through the living room, hair tossed over one shoulder, casually observing the room -- it looks so real! Oh, except her arm is on backwards.
Side note: how am I jealous of a mannequin's living room?
Friday, May 14, 2010
a) This guy bears a frightening resemblance to an ex of mine, Tony, who is equally as creepy
b) This seller thinks this is the shot that will make someone buy this dress!! Like, "you too, Other Show Moms, can have your child's innocence stripped by being objectified and manhandled by creepy emcees like this in a vain grasp at giving your own life meaning."
c) Too harsh?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
This has all the hallmarks of minimizing a toot. The crossed legs, the slight protrusion of the butt, the nonchalant look... Crass, sure, but hey that's me.