Gone Guy

ALMOST...

HOORAY! The invisibility serum worked!!

Hate When This Happens

Trapped in the shower in clubwear. We've all been there. Her anonymizing squiggly does quite a diservice in this case since I can't tell if she's in on the joke or being held hostage.

His Identity Has Been KO'd

Is this really this model's profile? Seems he's got another hobby as a pugilist. Look at that battered shnoz. Or he's a hitman or something. This is scary.

Menage A Prom

This lucky gal is accompanied by two gents. Though, it seems the seller wishes only to protect their identity but not the loose lass's. Hey, if I had two dates to the prom, instead of the one that ditched me, I'd want to show my face, too. I'm not still bitter. Nope, not a whit.

I Love That The Baby's Is A Circle

The family resemblance here is uncanny! That baby looks exactly like his parents!

Thanks to Nina for this hilarious picture!

I Only Care A Little About Your Anonymity

I like the statement that a half-assed piece of tape covering part of the face makes.

So Creepy

I am upset by this. Not the socks. By now, we all feel that trashed socks are ho hum, right? It's the face covering thingy. It's got like a shroud feeling, with the vague outline of her head. It's like floating in front of her. Eesh. What kind of tool do you pick from photoshop to do that?

Have A Nice Day!

Those ghoulish monotone girls are scary enough, but the one's face that's blanked out looks like a death mask, and then the cheery smiley face to top it off? Terrifying.

Growing Girls

I guess she's covering her face because she's embarrassed about outgrowing her top.

Note the reflection in the far away mirror looks like someone else, but it's not. And then who is taking the picture and why can't we see him/her?

Those Are Not White Gloves

As if this AEM didn't look uncomfortable enough in this dandy uniform (please, I beg you to click on the photo to get a better look at the eyes), the curious whitewash treatment to her hands and face appear to actually afflict her.

What A Character

I've seen AEMs go to great lengths for anonymity, but this one's a first for me! Holding Minnie Mouse up to cover her face has the affect of striking 'I'm actively listening' talk show host gestures.

Except He Ate Her Corsage

These two make a lovely prom couple. I especially appreciate how her date picks up on the white embellishments on her dress with his own white statement.

PS - that's it. I'm starting a Horse category!

Off With Her Head!

It's been awhile since I've seen a really good amateur ebay model decapitation.

To Have, To Hold, and To Hang Out To Dry

Sure, anonymity is important for the wedding party, but the poor priest? I guess they figure he's in God's hands.

You Can Take The Girl Out of the Bronx...

Not sure what those hand signals are, like gang signs? Peace signs? Or just "I'm awesome" signs? Anyway, it's quite a contrast to the formal dress. But for me it's the combo of the hands and the smiley face that comes off as a little scary and possibly menacing.

Brava!

That's right, take a bow! Not only do you have the confidence to perform on stage, but headless! That's handicapable, people.

Deep Cover

Not only is this AEM and her date in witness protection, but her gift bag is as well! That's taking anonymity seriously!

L'il Target

Yes, please go ahead and blot out the adult faces but not the child. Protecting their identity is very important. But please leave your child hanging out there for all the nice heavy breathers to see. And this is to sell one of the bridesmaid dresses, not even the flower girl dress.

That's Not Distracting At All

This is a sell for the little girl's dress. Points to the seller for rubbing out all the other detail, down to the girl's reflection in the mirror. You can make this really spooky by looking at how the girl wipes the mirror and pretending that she is causing the scratching out of reality. Go there with me.

Hat Attack

It appears this bird has pecked off this poor AEM's features!