Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Fun Game Time!

How many differences can *you* spot?

I've Spoken My Piece

Gentlemen. Straight gentlemen, that is. Pay heed to my words. 'Hot' women flip to scary crazy in the blink of an eye. Sure the eyebrows are plucked in a high comely arch, the long hair flows loose, the big wet lips say 'I want it,' but one bad camera moment and whoosh! you've got this. All's I'm saying is, 'pretty' really goes the distance. Sure, sometimes pretty can look a little conservative, or even handsome, but we'll never look like we're about to rip your nuts off, like this girl.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Pippi Bodystocking

Bedraggled pigtails do not a younger model make.

Happy Birthday to AEM

Yes, one year ago today I tentatively reached out into the internets to see if anyone thought some silly ebay pictures were funny, too. THANKS for your support!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Poncho and Hefty

It's not like we didn't know this already, but photographic evidence proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that ponchos don't look good on anyone. These AEMs are trying their best to work it, but
they invariably look like they're trying to hide the fact that they just ate an entire chicken and a loaf of bread.

Friday, April 15, 2011


Somehow I don't think the disemboweled kitty is going to catch on as this spring's hot accessory. And how creepy is the red blood like paint on the back wall? And actually, it's the jumper for sale. The photographer just threw in the cat.


Ah, there's nothing I like more than the fresh scent of suburbia and someone's hand in my giant underpants.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tangled Up

Oh, let's just have a fetish-y day then, shall we? I have to say this picture is really high quality. Good lighting, focus, composition, originality. Points off for the home pedi, though, but that's just me being bitchy. As I've said, I don't really understand fetishes. What combo of factors combined at some critical point in their development to elicit a sexual response to trashed, dirty sneakers? Someone enlighten me.

Hey Baby

Wondering who this is appealing to? I have an idea. Try to sit through the discomfort of this (funny) video. It gets good at 1:45.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Where's The Kung Fu Grip?

This guy mostly sells action figures. So it's no wonder he strikes this stiff, slightly bent at the waist, arms-out-wide-enough-to-clear-the-body pose to model the coat!

Hot Girl On Girl Action!

I'll bet this makes all the boys think about the backseat of their buggies.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Coming to Get Ya

The soft glow around the edges of this picture doesn't help this looking like some kind of scene from a weird, sexy, scary rape fantasy. This is a slip for sale. Stalker sold separately.

A Bit Stiff

Why, this mannequin almost looks real!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Awaiting True Love's Kiss

Don't cross the wicked witch of ebay or she'll trap you in a bubble forever.

Six Eyes

Who's got the more shriveled dead looking face - the fox or the model? YOU decide.

She's Got Spirit

Alls I'm saying is, from the orientation of the sink and bathroom door, the 'DIY shirt' for sale, and the lack of visible pants, someone's working out a rough night with Jack on the pot.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Bon Voyage

Really? The Titanic staircase as your backdrop for wedding photos? You know how that ends, right? Let's just say it's less than your existing 50/50 shot of staying married.

Quiz Time

How many dogs are in this picture?

(answer: 3) It's like the AEM is being held captive, surrounded by dogs, no chance to escape. Possibly this isn't a model at all, just a burglar in a poncho. The poncho is for sale.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Such A Good Sport

Neither sleet nor snow can keep this AEM down! Despite freezing temps she works that sundress without hunching up her shoulders or shivering. Nicely done!

The Characters Look Suitably Alarmed

Why do I feel like I've stumbled upon some human trafficking ring? Is she drugged? Are all those other blankets for rolling bodies in? Our little runaway here is modelling the red stockings.
Who knows what spongebob and friends are covering up. Yikes.

Rubber Lover

Now here's something I haven't seen before. Rubber gloves fetish. Not the made-for-sexiness pvc tight kind either. Just plain ol' workaday rubber gloves. This seller ensures us that there's been plenty of work done around the house in these.

So these, like, smell like 'clean' on the outside and sweaty on the inside to someone and that's the appeal? I'm trying, but I won't ever understand fetish stuff like this. And again, God bless 'em, no judgments (mostly).

Friday, April 1, 2011

Bless You Meemaw

It's hard to upstage Derek Jeter. But sneaky Grams in the background there offers us an irrisistible slice of life. You know that used hankie is going right up her sleeve.

Thanks to Nina V. for this submission!

Purple Haze

This savvy seller matches her hair to her upholstery to ensure her item really pops!

Thanks to queenofbelvedere for this submission!