Peekaboo, B*tches

Mmmf Fmff Pfff!

I think she's saying "Call 911!"

Perfection

Thank you again, eBay gods. Not only is this a terrific, slutty way to sell the orange dress, these lezzbefriends are being photobombed by a terrific dude WHO IS BEING PHOTOBOMBED BY A STRAW. Mic drop.

Guinness Record

This might just be the winner for the most awkward eBay model. Bottoms up!

Baby Got Backbend

This flexible model is so impressive. Not only is she game for uncomfortable poses, but she really gives with  the come hither look. Just cuz her hand looks like Cousin Itt about to crawl away, don't blame her - she's looking for a little stability. Aren't we all?

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

Oh, my cup runneth over. My joy at a hooded fat suit guy striking the contemplative pose is more than I could ask for. But that's not all, folks. We've got
Black = I'm gonna getcha
Grey = Karate!
White = Looks like a Marx Brother
Nude = Touchdown!
Yellow = You Know You Want This Baby
Blue = I don't know what Blue is, but
Purple = Jump and Click Heels
Orange = Belly Laugh
Pink is just impressive
Green = Moses Parting The Red Sea

So Admirable!

I've been doing this blog for 3 years and in that time, I've gotten to "know" some of the sellers. (note: I believe these sellers would make a fine, fine reality tv show). This guy is one of my all time favorites. I've been away for about a year, and it's just nice to know that some things don't change. This gent, fine purveyor of used crossdressing garments since 2001, has 100% positive feedback for 1302 transactions. He always shows up to the party with a full face, nails done, boobs high and wig straight. It's that kind of professionalism that is so admirable. Tip of the hat to you, sir. You've made my day, again.

Old Bag

 

Check out this old bag. What? No, I'm not being mean. You get this used black bag if you buy the coat.

Statuesque

Like I've always said, when using religious statuary, you must make it work for you, not against you.

Fleeced?

I swear this model and I were separated at birth. The hair, the goofiness, my signature 'double guns' move? Is someone playing a joke on me?

At Least They're Wearing Pants

Hey Ladies, thought you might enjoy a little eye candy on Valentine's Day. Looks like these classy gents are having some kind of ceremony in a location where they've previously dumped bodies.

Four Score And Twenty Bids Ago

Look, it's the mayor of ebay! And he's about to orate!

We Can Be Heroes

Custom made superhero capes! It's Diamond Dave - not to be confused with the weirdo lead singer of Van Halen. There's nothing like a meekish man facing a wall like he's in a time out to sell superhero capes.

Batter Up!

Pretty sure she's giving me the curve ball sign.

Fishing Rod and Lure

I *love* this attempt to capture the sliver of audience who are not only used shoe fetishists, but fishing sportsmen, too! Extra points for 'creepy cam' view with the darkened edges around the photo.

All National Geographic-Like

Shhhhh. (whispering) Here we see an Amateur Ebay Model in her natural environment. If we don't scare her away, we might just be lucky enough to see her elusive grooming routine where she removes every hair from her body.

Suspicious Sparkles

I wish I could wear sequins or diamonds and throw off shimmery sparkles at every turn, moving around the world like Alexis Carrington. But alas, it doesn't work like that. So imagine my suspicions when I see this seller, whose x's radiate with every photo, including an x over the light switch. I smell photoshop.

Don't Look Now...

...But there's a huge black panther about to pounce on you.

It's A Miracle!

This fortunate gal appears to be fully healed, able to pose sexy in teetering platforms! PTL! Oh, I do enjoy a good prop!! This might be even better than a ladder (you may know I'm obsessed with ladders as props).

Wind Beneath My Wings

One of my absolute favorite AEM poses is The Avian. From fledgling chick to full on raptor, The Avian offers something to do with your arms, a little bit of grace, and demos any kind of full sleeve nicely. It's amateur to the core, and I love these ladies.