Frankensexy

This seller has created the perfect woman! Sexy, fully functional, yet no hands to open doorknobs to escape.

Sexay or Cray Cray

There is a fine fine line between sexy looking and bonkers looking. I look at hundreds, maybe thousands of pictures on ebay of women trying to look sexy. I find it's in the eyes. Can you guess which ones are the sexy, and which are the crazy? Perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder.

Menage A Prom

This lucky gal is accompanied by two gents. Though, it seems the seller wishes only to protect their identity but not the loose lass's. Hey, if I had two dates to the prom, instead of the one that ditched me, I'd want to show my face, too. I'm not still bitter. Nope, not a whit.

Good Dog!

I just LOVE this sweet little dog that poses front and back just like his Mom!

Bongo Speedo Fun Time

These quadruplets like to hang out and have a fun time! Their poor invisible brother is by far the best model, showing the speedo to its best advantage.

Nope

Nope, not a European or Amerlcan or American shoes style. Or skirt style. Or hat style...or...

Baby Got Backbend

This flexible model is so impressive. Not only is she game for uncomfortable poses, but she really gives with  the come hither look. Just cuz her hand looks like Cousin Itt about to crawl away, don't blame her - she's looking for a little stability. Aren't we all?

Scooby Don't

Zoinks! Fred has hit hard times, selling his pants on ebay. Digging that he's sticking to his bachelor ways, as evidenced by the black leather ottoman and totally generic condo.

Impressive Mus...

...Muscles you think? Think again. That is one impressive mustache. It doubles as sunglasses.

It's Actually Not A Pantsuit

Nor is it on ebay, but this amateur model was too much to pass up. Thanks, Gene Swift!

Comes With Free Diesel Scent!

Nothing says 'Buy me I'm sexy and clean' than a model posing at a gas station.

Confused, Disturbed

Is this a sassy child pageant contestant or a midget 45 year old librarian in a Halloween costume?

Five Stars For Aggression

Don't piss off an amateur ebay model. She will block your exit til you give her positive feedback.

Bountiful

Another gift from ebay to me...a seller using a roll of paper towels as a model. The attention to detail! Drawing hair on all sides. I don't know if I can absorb all this joy.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

Oh, my cup runneth over. My joy at a hooded fat suit guy striking the contemplative pose is more than I could ask for. But that's not all, folks. We've got
Black = I'm gonna getcha
Grey = Karate!
White = Looks like a Marx Brother
Nude = Touchdown!
Yellow = You Know You Want This Baby
Blue = I don't know what Blue is, but
Purple = Jump and Click Heels
Orange = Belly Laugh
Pink is just impressive
Green = Moses Parting The Red Sea

Alamo Barbie

Wow, this self-proclaimed 'Alamo Barbie' has nice shoes. Oh wait, no, it's the top one that's alive.

Beyonce Called...

...She wants her extensions back.

Vagabond Girl

Just TRY and take this hat from this wild looking model! She looks like the lady missing link.

Fur Balls

All three animals in this picture (yes, three, count'em) consider if their coats will keep them warm in the snow.

Diary Of A Madman

Dear Diary, I have too many black leather coats. I mean, how many can a person have? I think I'll sell them on ebay. Love, Ozzy. P.S., do you think anyone will notice it's me if I wear sunglasses?

ElectricityIsEvil.com

The dirt road, the bare feet..but a digital picture posted on the internet for e-commerce? These girls are so dang cute but I am getting a serious weirdo mixed-up culty vibe here.

Express Your Elf

Perfect transition boot for days of making Christmas gifts for good boys and girls, then nights out on the town in the North Pole.

Call 911

Chainsaw, beer, speedo. Gents, weigh in here. Are you crossing your legs?

Professionalism

Looking calm and collected while the love child of Miss Piggy and the Kool-Aid mascot tries to upstage. Admirable.

Get A Grip!

Love this buntastic gent's special talent for clinging to a ledge.

The Most Redundant Costume In The World

Okay, see you buy the Most Interesting Man In The World costume if you *aren't* the same age, same gender, same ethnicity, same build, same eyebrow color, same same same...

Tied For Jerks - Another Hipster Off

VS

Wow, this one's a dead heat. Both have silly hair accessories, ridiculous outfits. Both are deadly earnest in their yeah-so-what self-awareness. But, I'm gonna have to go with the adult size American Girl on this one.

I've Mentioned It's Hard To Model?

The ways we can twist and position our bodies around are manifold, and only about 10% are attractive. And that's if you happen to be skinny, pretty, have great art direction, lighting, makeup and so on. One of my great loves is ebay sellers who try to be high fashion-edgy. None of this drape an item over a chair and snap a picture! No, they go for it. Why they go for it is unclear, but I'm guessing that it's an artistic expression, a longing to elevate the every day. Who can't relate? The results, however, can be a little, well, awkward.

Cramp from lifting heavy rebar?

Groin pull?

Limbo-er down?

So Admirable!

I've been doing this blog for 3 years and in that time, I've gotten to "know" some of the sellers. (note: I believe these sellers would make a fine, fine reality tv show). This guy is one of my all time favorites. I've been away for about a year, and it's just nice to know that some things don't change. This gent, fine purveyor of used crossdressing garments since 2001, has 100% positive feedback for 1302 transactions. He always shows up to the party with a full face, nails done, boobs high and wig straight. It's that kind of professionalism that is so admirable. Tip of the hat to you, sir. You've made my day, again.

Old Bag

 

Check out this old bag. What? No, I'm not being mean. You get this used black bag if you buy the coat.

I Feel The Earth Move

Demo-ing the dress features or suffering through an earthquake?

Heavy Psy

Oh to have one pinky of the confidence this mini-Psy has. Those are some seriously good moves. And the swagger!

I Believe You

Uh, it's only funny when it's ironic, not when you're literally telling us how you wound up in your situation.

SAG award

Ew. Now I know how this top would look on my grandma.

Hollow Back Girl

Ooh cute dress, nice front, cute model. The back is AAACK! What is happening with her shoulder blades? I think there's a family of raccoons living in that cave.

Lost in Translasstion

Please, I beg you, please can anyone tell me what that means? I'm pretty sure I saw this on a girl I met on spring break and she said it meant Hope.

Exsqueeze me?

This fella gave me a triple take. How cool he is under pressure. Literally. Pressure from being squeezed.