Get A Grip!

This brave amateur model is whiteknuckling it on that handlebar and bracing herself against the wall, yet I applaud that there is some gracefulness in the face and from the waist down. Bike not included with purchase.

555-LMAO

Dear seller, this giant yellow telephone does not at all distract from the dress for sale. Kudos.

I Sworda Like It

This regal display of weaponry really amps up the class on this dress. Watch those swords with your open toe shoes!

You'll Have To Check That

This poor model looks quite unsure of how to rock this deadly weapon and make it all look sexy to sell this clubwear outfit.

If Only I Could See What A Dead Bird Would Look Like In The Back Pocket

This gent does a fabulous job of demonstrating the hands-free convenience of carting around a bloody pheasant.

Professionalism

Looking calm and collected while the love child of Miss Piggy and the Kool-Aid mascot tries to upstage. Admirable.

Statuesque

Like I've always said, when using religious statuary, you must make it work for you, not against you.

A Demure AEM!

And does that crotch-shot-blocking clutch come with the purchase of the dress?

Just A Little Distracting

Nice vest and all, and thanks for posing cute, but I'm a whole lot more interested in the Chinese ghost city behind you.

Don't Cross Her Path

She is so sexy and shiny, and yet my eyes are instead drawn to the giant black cat bodyguard with fin arms in the background.

Ready to Roll

It's rolling pin chic! I like how she holds it like a fancy clutch.

Big-Hearted Woman

No I mean, there's a really big heart up her top.

Quiz Time

How many dogs are in this picture?

(answer: 3) It's like the AEM is being held captive, surrounded by dogs, no chance to escape. Possibly this isn't a model at all, just a burglar in a poncho. The poncho is for sale.

Really? This Is The Only Picture Of Your Red Pants?

I question this AEM's salesmanship, as the set dressing is more than a little distracting to the red pants for sale. Couple of notes. 1) Ew. 2) I adore that the photoshopper matched just the right shade of fake tan to make the boobs appear even more baggy and saggy and sliding off her body. 3) I hope they wipe down that couch between 'interviews' (or is it topless karaoke?)

Horse of Course

Alright, one more horse and I'm starting the AEMs & Horses category. Do that many people have horses? Or, if you have a horse, you just really want to take pictures with it? Not sure of the causality. However in this case, I think the AEM wants to show off that her mane is prettier than her horse's.

See:

Horse

Another horse

Another horse

Belle of the Ball

Who doesn't love dressing up and being the center of attention? This gal takes it one step further by nearly blotting out her date entirely. And he's none too pleased about it.

Discharge Pipe

Yup, I'm talking about the fire hydrant. I get the giggles imaging this AEM mincing about in the suburbs, trying to find a hydrant. And from the way they took this picture, the hydrant looks quite powerful, making the bikini guy look a little less-than.

Propped Up

Apparently this AEM needs bigger and bigger props to coax a performance out of her. Next she'll be holding a watermelon.

Future AEMs

These little AEMs-in-training add just the distracting and unnecessary factor to selling a dress. And that mannequin seems none too pleased about getting her hem handled, giving the 'enough' hand motion to the little one. Got to say though, so cute these gals want to help Mom out!

Ewe Have A Lovely Home

One of the things I love most about ebay and cruising all these photos is that I get to see seller's homes, their weddings, their vacations. Heck even their first communions. But I've never seen mountain goat statuary. I think I want one!