Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I've Mentioned It's Hard To Model?

The ways we can twist and position our bodies around are manifold, and only about 10% are attractive. And that's if you happen to be skinny, pretty, have great art direction, lighting, makeup and so on. One of my great loves is ebay sellers who try to be high fashion-edgy. None of this drape an item over a chair and snap a picture! No, they go for it. Why they go for it is unclear, but I'm guessing that it's an artistic expression, a longing to elevate the every day. Who can't relate? The results, however, can be a little, well, awkward.
Cramp from lifting heavy rebar?

Groin pull?

Limbo-er down?

Monday, April 22, 2013

So Admirable!

I've been doing this blog for 3 years and in that time, I've gotten to "know" some of the sellers. (note: I believe these sellers would make a fine, fine reality tv show). This guy is one of my all time favorites. I've been away for about a year, and it's just nice to know that some things don't change. This gent, fine purveyor of used crossdressing garments since 2001, has 100% positive feedback for 1302 transactions. He always shows up to the party with a full face, nails done, boobs high and wig straight. It's that kind of professionalism that is so admirable. Tip of the hat to you, sir. You've made my day, again.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Old Bag


Check out this old bag. What? No, I'm not being mean. You get this used black bag if you buy the coat.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

I Feel The Earth Move

Demo-ing the dress features or suffering through an earthquake?

Heavy Psy

Oh to have one pinky of the confidence this mini-Psy has. Those are some seriously good moves. And the swagger!

Friday, April 12, 2013

I Believe You

Uh, it's only funny when it's ironic, not when you're literally telling us how you wound up in your situation.

Friday, April 5, 2013

SAG award

Ew. Now I know how this top would look on my grandma.

Hollow Back Girl

Ooh cute dress, nice front, cute model. The back is AAACK! What is happening with her shoulder blades? I think there's a family of raccoons living in that cave.