Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Monday, March 24, 2014

Where Should I Start?

Well, I'll start with these shorts could be yours. You may have to strip them off a half woman floating in mid-air to get them, though.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Plus Size Robot Drag Queen

That is how this number is described. Thank goodness because I was a bit confused. At least I know the quality is there, as it appears it's made by Mercedes.

Nice Bush

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Twisted Sister

Well looks like a twister came and tore up the ground and tore off this poor model's shirt!

Monday, March 17, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

His Identity Has Been KO'd

Is this really this model's profile? Seems he's got another hobby as a pugilist. Look at that battered shnoz. Or he's a hitman or something. This is scary.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monday, March 10, 2014

Do You Take This Goddess?

Dear Groom, score! Lakshmi is the Hindu Goddess of wealth, prosperity (both material and spiritual), fortune, and the embodiment of beauty.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Warp Speed

Whoa. Motion sick. Blech. This cold fusion-powered skirt's got this model up to Mach 2.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Ridiculousness



Ratty facial hair. Check. Unflattering on purpose pose. Check. Ugly clothing item. Check. Trying very hard to be ironic. CHECK. Silly, silly hipsters are all over eBay selling silly vintage clothes.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

I Sworda Like It

This regal display of weaponry really amps up the class on this dress. Watch those swords with your open toe shoes!

Monday, March 3, 2014

Material Absorbs Tears!

Everyone together now..awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. This poor little amateur model is seriously not feeling this photo shoot. There's nothing like tears and sorrow to show your item in its best light. Good call, Mom!