Plus Size Robot Drag Queen

That is how this number is described. Thank goodness because I was a bit confused. At least I know the quality is there, as it appears it's made by Mercedes.

Do You Take This Goddess?

Dear Groom, score! Lakshmi is the Hindu Goddess of wealth, prosperity (both material and spiritual), fortune, and the embodiment of beauty.

Gold Medal For Biggest Stretch

Here on top we have the official 2014 USA Olympic sweater up for auction for $3,500. On the bottom we have the medal winner for the biggest stretch to take advantage of Olympic fever, selling this heinous sweater as 'Olympics gymnastic themed' sweater. God bless eBay and enterprising sellers.

ElectricityIsEvil.com

The dirt road, the bare feet..but a digital picture posted on the internet for e-commerce? These girls are so dang cute but I am getting a serious weirdo mixed-up culty vibe here.

Show Some Restraint!

And your master let you wear that with that unflattering belt? Masochistic indeed.

Furreeezing

I'm just so glad that some things are universal. These fur gloves, on sale from China, demonstrate that all offices are freezing cold. Or she's working in a Siberian cold fusion lab.

Over the Rainbow

Rather artistic, no? I actually really like this. Seems more like a still from a movie than an ebay listing for a dress. I'm less corset and more boxy sweaters these days, myself.

1 800 LAWYERS

It's just, I feel this says 'personal injury claim' more than 'I'm your slave.' I think it's in the eyes.

I'm In The Dark

So, the lamppost factory manager is trying to make a little extra money on the side selling women's clothes? And how is it there are a million lampposts and I still can't see her dress? I don't understand, and I've never seen anything like this!

UPDATE: This is an art installation at LA County Museum of Art (sans model). Who says you don't learn nothin' from Amateur Ebay Models? Thanks Elle!

Happiness Is A Glow Gun

These are UV Gun Holsters. Apparently the what - phasers - are sold separately? And apparently you wear them with your underwear. And apparently you need this because you live in a generic, soul crushing dwelling of wall to wall to wall to wall beige.

Semi Cute

These good buddies tied the knot next to their rig. Adorable! But dear seller, I don't really want to buy your dress after it's been dragged around an oily truck in a dirty garage.

Handmade Hell

This is called a 'balaclava,' so thanks, ebay seller, for telling me that. And that's not a sexy thing, it just means it's a hood thingy. Not sure if this one comes with the metallic lipstick or not. But more importantly, I'm not sure what it would take to get me into this MOHAIR hood and turtleneck. This is my worst nightmare! I appreciate the cutesy bow at the neck, though, very jaunty!

Rubber Lover

Now here's something I haven't seen before. Rubber gloves fetish. Not the made-for-sexiness pvc tight kind either. Just plain ol' workaday rubber gloves. This seller ensures us that there's been plenty of work done around the house in these.

So these, like, smell like 'clean' on the outside and sweaty on the inside to someone and that's the appeal? I'm trying, but I won't ever understand fetish stuff like this. And again, God bless 'em, no judgments (mostly).

Rainbow Brite

I guess for this one, the plushy phallus, while not the first thing I noticed, is surely the most upsetting. What *is* that purple thing?? Second most deeply upsetting is the whole childlike vibe. Ick. PS, the socks are for sale.

Party Crasher

On ebay, I get to attend all kinds of weddings, proms, confirmations, girls' nights, pageants, gosh the list goes on. I really love it. It is amazing to me that people take their personal moments and put them up for all to see because they don't want to, or don't think to, take another picture of the item they're selling (and/or think it will help sell the item?) The joy of the occasion isn't always captured that well because of the formality of the pictures. But here we have a more casual shot. Doesn't this mother of the bride look so fun?

Double Wowzer

Well I am taken aback. This guy is a popular seller, good feedback, overall great ebayer. I've always thought, ha ha, funny cross dresser. But it seems, from this sheer nightgown, that he's gone a little farther with it than I thought.

Doesn't Do Windows

So this is a fetish maid outfit. Quite different from the 'ooh la la!' short black poufy maid outfits we see at Halloween, right? I don't get the appeal here, but to each his own! She appears to be struggling with her get up.

Just Your Neighborly Shemale

How many ways do I love this AEM?
She is seriously neat and conservative, yet stylish and glamorous! Old fashionedy with the rocking chair and cute kitchen towels, yet a thoroughly modern gal with the whole embracing life as a transvestite. Nice legs!

Gumshoe

This listing promises shoes 'worn by a detective.' So bizarre, I love it! Also love the focus on the feet rather than the shoes. Especially love the scraping-the-floor angle of the photograph, like they are skulking under the dinner table. Very creepy.

Oh Deer

Thank goodness! I've been looking for faun horns EVERYWHERE. Nice touch with the possessed looking eyeballs! And no, this isn't advertised as a Halloween accessory. Just 'Faun Horns.'