Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Baby Love

I am sure Pampers publicity department would just LOVE this free brand endorsement!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Double Vision

Twice the baby oil, twice the chains, half the coverage really needed.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

So Confusing!

This poor gal seems in genuine distress. I would be too trying to understand how to get that number on, how not to sweat too much, how to integrate my Christianity and my sluttiness.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Mink Condition

Nothing says quality and class like showcasing your mink coat in a dirty garage while sporting flip flops.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Thursday, March 5, 2015


Dear seller, this giant yellow telephone does not at all distract from the dress for sale. Kudos.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Hate When This Happens

Trapped in the shower in clubwear. We've all been there. Her anonymizing squiggly does quite a diservice in this case since I can't tell if she's in on the joke or being held hostage.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Call 911! Part 2

Not even a cry for help from Billie Holiday will stop this amateur ebay model from getting crushed by these compacting walls!