Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Friday, January 7, 2011

Reason for the Season


I'm thrown by the Christmas theme. I guess I see a difference between 'giving' and 'putting out.'

Thursday, January 6, 2011

On the Pole


I've posted a lot of sexy pictures. A looooottttttt of gals trying to look like strippers, acting like strippers, posing like strippers, selling their 'dance' clothes. All these gals edging around the idea that if you buy their item, you could look hot like a stripper. But here we have an actual stripper! Actually on the pole! I've never seen such a thing! Three items of note: a) that's amazingly brightly lit for that environment, b) I did not think you could take pictures, and c) look at how worn the floor is around the pole.

Who Is That Masked AEM?




Why oh why do these sellers insist on scaring the crap out of me? So as we know, people take great pains to remain anonymous on ebay. And I get it. You put a mask on and ooooh all of a sudden everything's mysterious. But this goes a bit beyond what's necessary, and becomes some kind of spooky artistic statement that takes away from the purpose of selling clothes.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

L'il Target


Yes, please go ahead and blot out the adult faces but not the child. Protecting their identity is very important. But please leave your child hanging out there for all the nice heavy breathers to see. And this is to sell one of the bridesmaid dresses, not even the flower girl dress.

Less Than New


Can these shorts really be sold as 'new with tags' when they've essentially given this woman a gynecological exam?