Diary Of A Madman

Dear Diary, I have too many black leather coats. I mean, how many can a person have? I think I'll sell them on ebay. Love, Ozzy. P.S., do you think anyone will notice it's me if I wear sunglasses?

ElectricityIsEvil.com

The dirt road, the bare feet..but a digital picture posted on the internet for e-commerce? These girls are so dang cute but I am getting a serious weirdo mixed-up culty vibe here.

Express Your Elf

Perfect transition boot for days of making Christmas gifts for good boys and girls, then nights out on the town in the North Pole.

Call 911

Chainsaw, beer, speedo. Gents, weigh in here. Are you crossing your legs?

Professionalism

Looking calm and collected while the love child of Miss Piggy and the Kool-Aid mascot tries to upstage. Admirable.