Do You Take This Goddess?

Dear Groom, score! Lakshmi is the Hindu Goddess of wealth, prosperity (both material and spiritual), fortune, and the embodiment of beauty.

Warp Speed

Whoa. Motion sick. Blech. This cold fusion-powered skirt's got this model up to Mach 2.

Ridiculousness

Ratty facial hair. Check. Unflattering on purpose pose. Check. Ugly clothing item. Check. Trying very hard to be ironic. CHECK. Silly, silly hipsters are all over eBay selling silly vintage clothes.

I Sworda Like It

This regal display of weaponry really amps up the class on this dress. Watch those swords with your open toe shoes!

Material Absorbs Tears!

Everyone together now..awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. This poor little amateur model is seriously not feeling this photo shoot. There's nothing like tears and sorrow to show your item in its best light. Good call, Mom!