Get A Grip!

This brave amateur model is whiteknuckling it on that handlebar and bracing herself against the wall, yet I applaud that there is some gracefulness in the face and from the waist down. Bike not included with purchase.

Slimming Black!

So slimming, in fact, that she's disappeared from the waist up! 

Baby Love

I am sure Pampers publicity department would just LOVE this free brand endorsement!

Double Vision

Twice the baby oil, twice the chains, half the coverage really needed.

So Confusing!

This poor gal seems in genuine distress. I would be too trying to understand how to get that number on, how not to sweat too much, how to integrate my Christianity and my sluttiness.