Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Monday, December 5, 2011

Fishing Rod and Lure



I *love* this attempt to capture the sliver of audience who are not only used shoe fetishists, but fishing sportsmen, too! Extra points for 'creepy cam' view with the darkened edges around the photo.

Give Her A Hand

This brave AEM is telling us one of two things, either the jacket for sale is hideously out of proportion, or well, um, she is.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Fur Trapper

I hope this isn't the neighbor's cat.

Perspective



Oh Sexiness, you elusive minx. This gal's got a hot body, she's got the coy can't-see-my face thing going on, but then there's that dern foreshortened leg. Makes her look like she's missing a leg and carrying a wadded up tshirt.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

All National Geographic-Like

Shhhhh. (whispering) Here we see an Amateur Ebay Model in her natural environment. If we don't scare her away, we might just be lucky enough to see her elusive grooming routine where she removes every hair from her body.