Mmmf Fmff Pfff!

I think she's saying "Call 911!"

Huh

I guess I thought that when someone did 'open the kimono,' they wouldn't be wearing a sweater underneath.

Prom Night In Syria!

Perfection

Thank you again, eBay gods. Not only is this a terrific, slutty way to sell the orange dress, these lezzbefriends are being photobombed by a terrific dude WHO IS BEING PHOTOBOMBED BY A STRAW. Mic drop.

Cavity? Cold Sore? Drool?

This model's black dress for sale takes a back seat to her baffling body language. I've said it a million times - it's hard to take a sexy picture! I think this finger-on-lip-gone-wrong deserves points for trying.