Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I've Spoken My Piece




Gentlemen. Straight gentlemen, that is. Pay heed to my words. 'Hot' women flip to scary crazy in the blink of an eye. Sure the eyebrows are plucked in a high comely arch, the long hair flows loose, the big wet lips say 'I want it,' but one bad camera moment and whoosh! you've got this. All's I'm saying is, 'pretty' really goes the distance. Sure, sometimes pretty can look a little conservative, or even handsome, but we'll never look like we're about to rip your nuts off, like this girl.

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