Celebrating the strange, awkward poses and generally misguided choices people make to sell clothes on ebay.







Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Get A Grip!

Love this buntastic gent's special talent for clinging to a ledge.

Friday, May 31, 2013

The Most Redundant Costume In The World



Okay, see you buy the Most Interesting Man In The World costume if you *aren't* the same age, same gender, same ethnicity, same build, same eyebrow color, same same same...

Tied For Jerks - Another Hipster Off


VS


Wow, this one's a dead heat. Both have silly hair accessories, ridiculous outfits. Both are deadly earnest in their yeah-so-what self-awareness. But, I'm gonna have to go with the adult size American Girl on this one.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I've Mentioned It's Hard To Model?


The ways we can twist and position our bodies around are manifold, and only about 10% are attractive. And that's if you happen to be skinny, pretty, have great art direction, lighting, makeup and so on. One of my great loves is ebay sellers who try to be high fashion-edgy. None of this drape an item over a chair and snap a picture! No, they go for it. Why they go for it is unclear, but I'm guessing that it's an artistic expression, a longing to elevate the every day. Who can't relate? The results, however, can be a little, well, awkward.
Cramp from lifting heavy rebar?

Groin pull?

Limbo-er down?

Monday, April 22, 2013

So Admirable!

I've been doing this blog for 3 years and in that time, I've gotten to "know" some of the sellers. (note: I believe these sellers would make a fine, fine reality tv show). This guy is one of my all time favorites. I've been away for about a year, and it's just nice to know that some things don't change. This gent, fine purveyor of used crossdressing garments since 2001, has 100% positive feedback for 1302 transactions. He always shows up to the party with a full face, nails done, boobs high and wig straight. It's that kind of professionalism that is so admirable. Tip of the hat to you, sir. You've made my day, again.